welcome to my time of the year.
  • real hacker:

    So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible

  • movie hacker:

    *types a few keystrokes* I'm in

  • real hacker:

    But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet

  • movie hacker:

    I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done

  • real hacker:

    What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.

  • movie hacker:

    Want me to break into the CIA next?

  • real hacker:

    I don't even think you should attempt to...

  • movie hacker:

    *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

signs secret abilities

mellarkish:

  • aries: can write hella cute poems
  • taurus: amazing at putting together ikea furniture 
  • gemini: best mac and cheese maker around
  • cancer: can decorate cakes really good
  • leo: photoshop expert
  • virgo: can memorize song lyrics in a flash
  • libra: great at finding four leaf clovers
  • scorpio: super good with makeup
  • sagittarius: can take really pretty photos
  • capricorn: expert tree climber
  • aquarius: awesome at giving speeches
  • pisces:  can beat any and every video game
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sneakyfeets:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT

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archiemcphee:

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why are they all right hands? what if i want some little lefties or something?